“What NONSENSE!” thunders Vinay Avasthi,
These morons have made e-business a
travesty,
Idiots are running all the Internet
business,
None with intelligence, it’s plain
craziness.
What I’ll do, I’ll finally start ARRIVING,
Gonna stop my mindless cross-country
driving,
Will set up my new business, with new
criteria,
You guys want in? Have any good idea?
Milind: Yes, Yes. Washington taught me many new skills,
With these stupid environment laws, you
can make a few kills,
Though my business acumen makes my family
go pale,
My only real problem is- I don’t know how
to scale!
How market leaders take the monopoly way,
Shiva got business ethics from MS the hard
way,
In competitive marketing, I can show you
the way,
Boycott canteen, eating out daily is the
only way!
Swapnajit complains, yaar this is simply
not fair,
I just want a Thesis idea, and no one seems
to care?
I will join as soon as my proposal is
finalised,
And will ask the prof how yours should be crystallized!
Srini grins, Sorry guys, I woke up late,
Yes, social media, twitter can open up a
floodgate
Intel from fourth estate to data mining
can be our spectrum
And ‘Early to bed early to rise’ should be
our dictum!
Vinayan: You see, just what I was afraid
of,
Corruption! Even before your business has
taken off!
You are already following a corrupt method
All this estate, mining, spectrum, will go
the Vigilance road!
Habeeb: So So So and So, whatever it is
that you wish,
Tell us in two lines; don’t beat about the
bush,
I can well be a part of your paraphernalia
As soon as I sort out my Europe and
Australia!
Rohit: It’s just a problem of project
management,
Put it all into a PERT/CPM arrangement
I don’t mind becoming your consultant,
As long as my profit is a sure resultant!
Getting rich is what sets Tarit on fire,
Other than jalebis I have just one secret desire,
But surely I’ll join your Corporation,
If for the above secret desire, I get your
cooperation!
What nonsense! Avasthi thunders,
How can I work with these idiots, he
wonders,
They don’t have even one chance out of
five,
Hell with them, I’m going on a cross
country drive!
Written
between 1100 and 1140 on 4th Dec 2013 in Room 213 IIM Indore
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